Suck Palmer Off

I don’t care what you say Palmer, I am not going to say that to some random person even if it is the ‘code word.’ You’re crazy! Yes, he wanted me to say to his friend Fern, who I had no idea who the hell was, “I’m here to suck Palmer off.”

It’s hard to even do that when Palmer is late…by oh…three hours and a half late? Little bastard -shakes fist- he had me waiting at the Xth Ave Lounge for the longest time before showing up with the rest of his party mates. Within that time I had Fern to keep me company, he’s a really nice guy and took real good care of me. I also had the liberty of dealing with three old men, an asian and even the owner hitting on me. I got free drinks…so I can’t complain =x

Chris came, friggin’ finally, along with Zenib, Connie and Tristian. Chris was adorable, Zenib and Connie were gorgeous and Tristian was really cute. We sat in the back and drank it up, though they didn’t drink that much (except Zenib, she had a bottle of rum beforehand and was the reason for everyone being late). It was really nice, dancing to the oldies and just getting to know one another. ASIAN POWAH <3 Connie! The only thing that sucked was that the owner really liked me and randomly decided to talk to me with the friends, and I couldn’t really say no because he had bought me three drinks already so I talked (I wanted more…) and he started groping -wince- Thank god for Tristian and Connie, who saved me.

Around 1:30a we decided to leave, well we included everyone but Chris. He still had business at the bar, and I would’ve stayed with him had I not been at the bar four hours longer than the rest of them. Took a cab to Connie’s dorm, which was at NYU and made me laugh because I hadn’t been in an NYU dorm for a while. We quickly got her bowl, diced up some fresh herb and had a real fun time with it. We started watching Pete & Pete, which is such an old show but was probably one of my favorites growing up as a child. And it was that that sparked a series of memories, all of us getting so excited at 2 in the morning. We woke up her roomie =x I felt bad, but we couldn’t help it. And holy crap, Connie makes AMAZING COCONUT JELLO. Holy shit. Haha, she was like “I MADE COCONUT JELLO” and ran to get it and we were like what the fuck, how’d you make it? I don’t like coconut but damn was that stuff good, really really good.

Then Tristian found a site with Robot Chicken episodes and we started watching that, which made us really really happy. I cuddled with Trist, that was nice. Especially since we smoked another bowl, though I can’t remember if that was before the jello or not. In any case, it was really really fun. I couldn’t stop laughing because Connie desperately wanted to go swimming, and she kept asking if we could check Palladium’s pool, but it was like 3 in the morning and we were like, it’s definitely closed. We didn’t bother. So she called a YMCA to ask for hours and such, and we were trying so hard not to crack up. After that, she decided to take a shower with her swim suit on which was hilarious because she comes out going, “Did I really just do that?” Haha.

It was like 4 in the morning after that and we all were getting tired, so we all decided to leave and Tristian invited me to his dorm which I accepted. I was glad he did, I didn’t want to sleep in a dorm full of estrogen. Awkwardnessishnish yes. Ironically, Trist lives at Carlyle. I hadn’t been to that dorm since Brandon left, so it was a doozy. Tristian lives in the first tower though, so it was a different building. I kind of like the way his roomies have it set up, it’s spacier not to mention they’re nicer. We got in, talked to one of his roomies and then went off to bed.

So all in all, that was a night I’ve been wanting for ages. I had an amazing time and I feel so refreshed, I’ve been in a really bubbly mood.

Tags: Social Life

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tyler. Feb 12, 2007 at 1:02 am

    what the hell? that whole post was confusing as fuck.

    sounds like an elaborate hookup plan.

  • 2 EF Feb 12, 2007 at 6:08 am

    Ahahahahahahahahaha. Okay, I loved that post, even if you did steal my thunder yesterday. Loved the pictures, too. Call me sometime this morning.

    El Fundador

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